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The kabbalists study the Talmud and interpret it to mean good things, wholesome ideas and essential wisdom to be applied in our dealings in the real world to regulate our behavior in ways conducive to peace, happiness and enlightenment.

The kabbalists claim that their special interpretation and/or translation of the written word of the Talmud and the Torah reveals the true meaning contained herein.


What is the kabbalists' interpretation of the passages below from the Talmud?  What is their hidden meaning?

"A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition, and if her deceased husband's brother cohabited with her, she becomes his."

--Sanhedrin 69a-69b

"When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing, for when the girl is less than this, it is as if one puts the finger into the eye...I.e, tears come to the eye again and again, so does virginity come back to the little girl under three years.  Cf. Nid. 45a"

--Kethuboth 11b

"Gittin 69a . To heal his flesh a Jew should take dust that lies within the shadow of an outdoor toilet, mix with honey and eat it."

"Gittin 69b. To heal the disease of pleurisy ("catarrh") a Jew should "take the excrement of a white dog and knead it with balsam, but if he can possibly avoid it he should not eat the dog's excrement as it loosens the limbs."

Jesus is to be tortured in boiling semen and excrement (before suffering further torture, mutilation and crucifixion: